rain-force:

I’m 200% sure if I was rich I would be the happiest person of the world

rebageld:

unhealthy you say? the apple i ate when i was 7 years old begs to differ 

scolipedo:

When you’re trying to catch a shiny

Madame Delphine LaLaurie: future Fox News correspondent

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

vriskasbby:

thriftstorewarfare:

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

that is stacy you uncultured swine

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